Description

This custom parody trading card from TheAlexStudio combines retro monster card nostalgia with one of the internet’s most legendary memes: John Pork.

Featuring a vintage inspired layout, custom attacks, lore text, and hobby humor styling, this card was created as a collectible display piece for meme lovers, card collectors, and fans of absurd internet culture.

Printed front and back on premium card stock and shipped safely protected in a sleeve and toploader.

Whether you’re displaying it on your desk, bringing it to a card show, or confusing your friends, this card was built to stand out.

CARD FEATURES

• Front and back printed
• Standard trading card size (2.5″ x 3.5″)
• Vintage inspired parody design
• Meme culture collectible
• High quality custom print
• Ships protected in sleeve/toploader
• Designed by TheAlexStudio

ATTACKS

• Pig Out — 30
• Hocus Porkus — 50
• Bacon Backlash

“If damaged this turn, deal double damage next turn.”

FLAVOR TEXT

He is the physical manifestation of unfinished business.
Every missed call across reality fuels him.
Entire timelines collapse when his call goes unanswered.

DISCLAIMER

This is an independently created parody/fan art collectible inspired by retro monster card culture and internet memes. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by Nintendo, Pokémon, or any trading card manufacturer. Intended for parody, commentary, humor, collecting, and display purposes only.